Communicate your disdain for fellow motorists with this luxurious pair of stickers
High strength adhesive suitable for pretty much any surface indoor and out
11cm and 10cm widths
We regularly ship worldwide!
This website is the only official source of Bill Fisher merchandise, in purchasing here you are directly supporting the music.
Currently all items ship from the UK once a week, using the same world-renowned service as Church of the Cosmic Skull and Dystopian Future Movies. This is an independent operation run by the artists themselves, we are real humans who care about the things we are sending and the people we are sending them to, please don’t hesitate to contact us with any questions or concerns!
Upon ordering you will receive an order confirmation email, then a shipping notification email when the parcel has shipped out from here. Not all services provide a tracking number, where applicable you will receive a tracking number from the carrier.
Please allow 14 days from receiving confirmation your order has shipped. Packages usually arrive sooner than this for most destinations!
For orders which include pre-order items the delivery time is often extended considerably, and is based on the items arrival with us. See the pre-order tab below for more information.
Please note shipping times may be affected by the coronavirus pandemic, we thank you for your patience and equanimity.
We now offer a range of shipping methods which will be selectable depending on your location. On the basket page please enter your full address, then select the requested currency to calculate an accurate shipping price!
Multiple items are shipped in one package, with the shipping automatically calculated to reduce costs to you. Basically the more items you order, the more you save on shipping costs.
Although instances of loss and damage are very rare, rest assured we will ensure you receive a replacement or refund at no extra cost to you. See ‘Returns and Refunds’ below for more information.
WITH ALL ORDERS: PLEASE USE A SHIPPING ADDRESS WHERE SOMEONE WILL BE PRESENT TO SIGN FOR THE PACKAGE DURING NORMAL DELIVERY HOURS 9am – 5pm!!!
Simply checkout both orders on the separate web shops as described below, and we will refund the postage difference – this will vary depending on destination and the package contents but will, in most cases, be cheaper than paying for shipping twice.
Please follow these steps:
Note that for exceedingly large or bulky orders, combining might not make much difference to the cost.
Any questions please get in touch via firstname.lastname@example.org
You will be charged VAT upon delivery by the delivery service or customs. At this time it is too complex for us to factor the country specific VAT into the cost of each order. Rest assured no VAT is charged by us, so you aren’t paying double VAT. Please check your country’s rates as they differ across the EU.
We recommend selecting a tracked shipping option on checkout in case it gets held up in customs.
If you don’t use tracked shipping and it is held up in customs please be aware that might take a couple of weeks extra to pass through and we won’t be able to track it down.
As a musician based in the UK who ‘maintains focus on the unity of all living beings’, I hope we can return to your warm embrace as soon as half the voting public in this country stop being xenophobic nationalistic arseholes.
Yours in peace and harmony,
We hope you are well and keeping safe during this particularly stressful time. Our love goes out to everyone affected, especially the frontline staff who are facing the challenge worldwide.
This is an incredibly difficult time for the music industry as a whole. Promoters, venues, touring bands, tech crew and everyone else involved are facing complete meltdown. We would urge you to support the bands and artists you love in whatever ways you can.
👍 At the time of writing this, online shopping and the like is still encouraged by the authorities, with the virus highly unlikely to be transmitted via posted items, so we will continue to mail out records and merch worldwide as long as the mail system is functional. Rest assured the utmost hygiene standards continue to be upheld.
⏱ Please note there may be some delays for international orders due to internal postal services, we thank you for your patience and equanimity!
Yours in peace and harmony,
Centimetres W x L
S = 46 x 71
M = 51 x 74
L = 56 x 77
XL = 61 x 79
2XL = 66 x 83
3XL = 71 x 85
4XL* = 76 x 86
5XL* = 81 x 89
Women’s S** = 40.6 x 64.1
Women’s M** = 43.2 x 66.7
Women’s L** = 47 x 69.2
Women’s XL** = 49.5 x 71.1
Women’s 2XL** = 55.9 x 72.4
T-Shirt Sizes Men’s S-3XL:
153 g/m² 100% Ring Spun Cotton
*T-Shirt Sizes Men’s 4XL-5XL:
Gildan® Heavy Cotton™
180 g/m² 100% Cotton
**T-Shirt Women’s Sizes S-2XL
Fitted silhouette/side seams
144g/m² 100% Ringspun cotton
This is an independent operation run by the artists themselves, we are real humans who care about the things we are sending and the people we are sending them to, please don’t hesitate to contact us with any questions or concerns!
If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply contact us at email@example.com and we will happily arrange a replacement or refund!
We believe plastic should be reserved for special items that are built to last, such as CDs, cassettes and vinyl – not disposable packaging!
Where possible, all our merchandise is now shipped using 100% recyclable, biodegradable and sustainable, highest-protection-available packing materials, from UK based industry leader ‘Lil Packaging’.
Vinyl & Bundles: FLP or CLP large mailers
T-Shirts: ‘Lil Bag’ mailers
CDs and accessories: A-CD mailers
Preorder items are available to purchase before we have the items for shipping. This is a fantastic way for independent bands and artists to fund expensive production runs such as vinyl without resorting to kickstarter campaigns or other such programs.
Orders with multiple items ship in one package, so packages which include pre-orders will ship when all of the items are available.
If you would like non-preorder items to ship as soon as possible, please checkout separately.
Please note the estimated time of arrival (eta) on each pre-order before purchasing, and add this to the estimated time of delivery denoted by your chosen shipping method.
For instance if you purchase a pre-order with an eta of mid February, using Standard International shipping (14 days), you can expect the item to be delivered to you around the end of February.
Thanks again for your support!
Items marked with ‘backorder available’ are out of stock but due to be restocked very soon, usually within 14 days of backorders being made available.
Please add this to the estimated time of arrival!
This is a good time to order larger sizes of apparel as it is impractical for us to stock high numbers of these items!